Porcelain Beauty – Penis measurement SPHI take my patient and strap him into the gyno chair making sure he is tightly restrained. I take my tape measure and start to measure his flaccid penis. How pathetic this patient is, it's not even getting hard yet, his arousal in front of a beautiful woman is so severely impaired that more testing must follow! I take my sharp pinwheel and start to run it right along the top of his penis allowing those sharp spikes to touch under his foreskin and finally my patient has a reaction, albeit one of pain.